Good evening, folks.  My name is Batman(haha!) and this is my very first journal entry.  Welcome to Vox Insania.  I’ve never done much serious blogging before-just an occasional post on Myspace.  Yeah, I know…Myspace counts for a “blog” as much as hardcore porn counts as family entertainment.   What does that word mean anyway?  Blogging.  The word sounds like when your toilet gets all clogged up with a baby seal.

Me: “So, why isn’t my toilet working?  I just had Indian food and a bran muffin.  So I need it.  Like now.”

Plumber: “Well, you see, there’s a baby seal clogging it up.  Can’t you hear it whimpering?”

Me: “Oh, that’s what that sound is.  i thought it was my downstairs neighbors fucking.  Can you fix it?”

Plumber: “It’s no problem.  I just have to go out to my truck and get my Eskimo.”

I hate it when that happens.  Stupid seals.  Anyway, I started this “blog” as a way to express myself and communicate my thoughts to the thriving masses of the interweb.  All four of them.  I intend to write things I find humorous and hopefully others will too.  I also intend to post some of the cartoons I draw.  With all that in mind, let’s begin.

For starters, the other day a couple of my co-workers were talking about how the military keeps discharging Arabic translators because they are of the homosexual persuasion.  Now, I personally don’t care if a couple of dudes want to butt ram each other in the back of their gay pride float, or move to Massachusetts to get married.  It doesn’t affect me.  This is America.  And I also don’t care if a couple of college chicks with hot asses and supple breasts want to experiment by soaping each other up in the shower, letting the hot water cascade over their special parts, and seeing where this newfound sensations take them.  In fact, I encourage it, especially if the girls are hot.  What?  I’m a guy.  Anyway, if you’ve volunteered to serve in our armed forces, I don’t see how being gay disrupts “good order and discipline”.  If you can do the job, the more power to you.  But the military doesn’t see it that way, unfortunately.

According to my colleagues, an Arabic translator in the military was discharged after it was discovered he was gay.  They discovered this through the monitoring of his email messages he sent via the top secret, defense networks to his boyfriend serving in Iraq.  Sure, dude should’ve known that on those defense/intelligence computer systems, the powers that be are monitoring.  However, I wonder what the message was that tipped them off that this translator likes to put dick in his mouth.  “Hey, baby.  I miss you.  I hope all that sand out there hasn’t made that sweet ass of yours coarse.  Don’t worry, I have KY.”